Thursday, October 30, 2008

Laura and Lynn must feel

like Mafia wives:


Oil is such a nice family business, but

I wish so many people did not have to die.

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Friday, October 24, 2008

Behind every great fortune
there is a great crime.

Often attributed to Honoré de Balzac.

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Share the wealth? Hell, no!
I stole it and now it's mine.

"We stole the Panama Canal fair and square, and now we should keep it."
--Senator S.I. Hayakawa

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I'm rich enough to need a tax cut.

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Votes speak louder
than bumper stickers.

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Perspicuous is not!

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I miss funny bumper stickers
--and those Burma-Shave ads.

A man, a miss
A car, a curve
He kissed the miss
And missed the curve
Burma-Shave

Free, free
A trip to Mars
For only 900
Empty jars
Burma-Shave

More

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Palin/Cheney '12
No hope 'n' dope

Don Hall.

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Sunday, October 19, 2008

First fix the fundamental problem:
unaffordable mortgage payments.

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The Great Bush Depression
is already well underway.

The sound that you hear is toppling dominos.

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Hoover was just unlucky.
Bush is just incompetent.
McCain doesn't "get" economics.

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Has deregulation worked well
in any part of the US economy?

Jane Horning.

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Destroy what you don't understand.

Then you'll understand everything that's left?

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The real Bush Doctrine:
Senseless and lasting pain.

Don Hall.

Can you spell "ineradicable"?

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How you, too, can make
a small fortune on Wall Street:
Start with a large one.

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Derivatives are weapons of
financial mass distruction.

Warren Buffett.

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Beware of geeks bearing formulas.

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"We're not believable;
we're history." -- Merrill Lynch

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

It's time for McCain to bring on
his attack Yorkie: Sarah Palin.

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Don't ever vote for anyone
who puts lipstick on bulldogs.

Jane Horning.

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Fact check
before you
blank check.

Don Hall.

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