Wednesday, February 25, 2009

My mortgage is
also too big to fail.

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Without a plan,
nothing can go wrong.

Anonymous submission.

Variant:
"Without a specification, a program can't have bugs."

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Brother, can you spare a billion?

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Ask not for whom the pink
slips: The slip's for thee.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Money is life's report card.

New Yorker cartoon caption.

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Monday, February 23, 2009

My other home is
a shopping cart.

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Pay no attention to that
hedge fund behind the curtain.

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I'd rather be
EMPLOYED.

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My other loan is
underwater, too.

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Bargain-basement governments
aren't bargains in the long run.

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Why save the company,
if it won't save the jobs?

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Slash executive pay, not jobs.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Global Warming is God's way
of sending us all to Hell.

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My other car is American.

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Republicans can't tell
investment from spending.

At least when the government is involved.

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Is Computer Science?

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Saturday, February 07, 2009

Brains for sale. Hardly used.
Slightly worse for wear.

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Right, Wright: The right of the
wright to write the right rite
on the right should be left alone.

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