Virtual Bumper Stickers

Newt for President in 1912

2012-01-23T22:31:00.001-08:00

Revive Hunger in America: Eliminate Food Stamps.

2012-01-22T13:50:00.001-08:00

Respect Family Values: Marry early and often.

2012-01-22T13:47:00.001-08:00

Serial polygamy is almost as good as open marriages.

Some fools are very hard to underestimate.

2012-01-21T01:10:00.000-08:00

--Vernor Vinge, A Deepness in the Sky

Support the Fact-Challenged

2012-01-15T22:19:00.001-08:00

If You Don't Like Government, Move to Somalia!

2011-12-26T22:58:00.000-08:00

And please take your assault rifle with you.

Privacy is for Pedophiles

2011-12-06T11:15:00.001-08:00

From testimony by former News of the World reporter and phone hacker Paul McMullan, via George Russos.

He also testified that "In 21 years of invading people's privacy I'venever actually come across anyone who's been doing any good. Privacy is thespace bad people need to do bad things in. Privacy is evil; it brings out theworst qualities in people."

It's time to Privatise the University of California.

2011-11-29T22:19:00.000-08:00

An invaluable educational resource that is slowly being destroyed because California would rather build prisons ("Three Strikes") than fund education. There's a fortune to be made in a Leveraged Buy Out. China would be glad to loan the money...

The Pilgrims were also ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.

2011-11-25T15:44:00.001-08:00

None of them had green cards from any of the tribes.

HAVE GUN - WILL SMOKE

2011-11-23T18:36:00.001-08:00

America's 99%: Occupy America!

2011-11-20T18:06:00.001-08:00

The 1% doesn't really need lower taxes.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ROMNEY

2011-11-20T17:39:00.001-08:00

That a little backbone couldn't fix--if he had one.

If God didn't hate America He wouldn't have given us the Tea Party.

2011-09-30T14:35:00.001-07:00

This is the last day of your life until now.

2011-09-30T14:34:00.000-07:00

My other home is a shopping cart.

2011-09-24T16:23:00.001-07:00

Register wikipedophiles.

2011-09-24T16:23:00.000-07:00

★2X4X96

2011-09-24T16:22:00.001-07:00

California License Plate.

I'm from the Tea Party and I'm here to make sure that no one helps.

2011-09-24T16:14:00.000-07:00

Texans should have bought adequate fire insurance.
Vermonters should have bought adequate flood insurance.
Why reward them for not doing so?
Compassion is for Liberals!

All your guvurment are belong to us.

2011-09-24T16:10:00.000-07:00

You really wanted to be free of the oppression of public schools, libraries, parks, roads, airports, police, firemen, and disaster relief--really.

When people aren't working, you really can't fix anything.

2011-06-12T19:16:00.000-07:00

It's not about deficits anymore. It's all about having enough jobs.

2011-06-12T19:13:00.000-07:00

Where are we all going, and who made all these handbaskets?

2011-06-12T19:07:00.000-07:00

No Tea for Me, Thanks. I Prefer Progress.

2011-03-17T18:28:00.000-07:00

GOP: Not My Cup of Tea.

2011-03-17T18:27:00.000-07:00

Nature always bats last.

2011-03-17T14:46:00.000-07:00

Tsunami: The biggest kind of international sharing.

2011-03-16T13:24:00.000-07:00

Stop the Tea Party before it destroys the US.

2011-03-15T14:01:00.000-07:00

Don't worry about it, until it kills you.

2011-03-15T13:59:00.000-07:00

Where they make a desert, they call it peace.

2011-01-18T17:37:00.000-08:00

Tacitus.

SAVE CALIFORNIA: Repeal Proposition 13

2010-07-21T13:20:00.001-07:00

To bacteria, we are all just habitats.

2010-07-18T16:24:00.000-07:00

I believe in life before death.

2010-07-18T13:06:00.000-07:00

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

2010-07-12T13:46:00.000-07:00

'Tis bitter to have loved and lost.

2010-07-12T13:45:00.000-07:00

It takes a big company to make a $40 billion mistake.

2010-07-07T15:46:00.000-07:00

No Taxes + No Government results in No Civilization.

2010-07-07T15:36:00.001-07:00

My child was Flavor of the Month at Baskin-Robbins

2010-06-28T00:14:00.000-07:00

This bumper sticker about Muhammad is officially blasphemous in Pakistan.

2010-06-25T13:31:00.000-07:00

God created GPS for a reason.

2010-06-22T12:52:00.000-07:00

Levi Sumagaysay of the San Jose Mercury News.

If this looks blue, you're driving too fast.

2010-06-21T19:04:00.000-07:00

If you can't beat 'em, annoy 'em.

2010-06-21T19:03:00.000-07:00

Mankind to Earth: "Lie back and enjoy it."

2010-06-13T19:20:00.000-07:00

Learn from your parents: Please don't have children.

2010-06-13T19:16:00.002-07:00

Keep Jesus American!

2010-06-13T19:16:00.001-07:00

Can we have a Mulligan? AIG, BP, Israel.

2010-06-08T19:58:00.000-07:00

Birth causes Death.

2010-06-08T19:55:00.000-07:00

Crude Awakening

2010-06-06T15:47:00.001-07:00

I breathe--and I vote.

2010-06-05T00:32:00.000-07:00

"Vicious unarmed civilian terrorists use commandos' own weapons to shoot them."

2010-06-05T00:27:00.000-07:00

Netanyahu is Israel's Arafat

2010-06-04T15:19:00.000-07:00

BP: Brazen Pollution

2010-06-04T11:53:00.000-07:00

If you want it fouled up, HIRE HALLIBURTON. "From Gulf to Gulf"

2010-06-04T11:51:00.000-07:00

I love dogs and I vote.

2010-06-03T10:45:00.001-07:00

Stop worrying about Israel. It will self-destruct soon.

2010-06-01T13:03:00.000-07:00

So sorry, but Earth is still in Beta Test. Customer support speaks only Angelish.

2010-05-30T23:04:00.000-07:00

Markets are equally good at preventing financial and ecological disasters.

2010-05-30T23:00:00.000-07:00

Risk? What risk? Drill, Baby, Drill!

2010-05-27T19:47:00.000-07:00

What, Sarah worry?

We're all descended from immigrants. Most of them were illegal in their time.

2010-05-27T19:44:00.000-07:00

And if not illegal, pre-legal and undocumented.

I really miss George Bush jokes.

2010-05-27T19:42:00.001-07:00

If God hadn't wanted pollution, He wouldn't have given us BP.

2010-05-27T19:19:00.001-07:00

YOU ONLY HAVE NOW

2010-05-27T19:18:00.001-07:00

The Apache Nation rejects all immigrants. White Man, Go Home!

2010-05-16T23:45:00.000-07:00

Arizona for the Arizonans?

I'M NOT GOOD AT LIFE.

2010-05-04T11:54:00.000-07:00

Oh, no! Another Proposition 13 coming up.

2010-04-27T15:59:00.000-07:00

California recycles its proposition numbers...

Fix the budget mess: Repeal Proposition 13.

2010-04-06T13:29:00.000-07:00

Don't vote for politicians, it only encourages them.

2010-03-25T15:57:00.001-07:00

Jihad is Arabic for Crusade. Crusade is English for Jihad.

2010-03-25T00:10:00.000-07:00

Just say NO to the Party of No.

2010-03-23T03:02:00.000-07:00

God is so busy with the sparrows He doesn't have time for humans.

2010-03-23T03:01:00.000-07:00

Jesus was a bastard. You can be one, too.

2010-02-08T19:12:00.000-08:00

There's never just one bug.

2010-02-08T18:03:00.000-08:00

Pete Kaiser, echoing a folk theorem.

Pity impoverished nations that cannot provide all their children with food, shelter, and healthcare.

2010-02-08T16:33:00.000-08:00

Like the United States, the United Kingdom, and Somalia?

God can't make an omelette without warming planets.

2010-02-08T16:25:00.000-08:00

Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.

2010-02-08T16:20:00.000-08:00

Will Durant via Deborah Blum.

STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT!

2010-01-14T00:41:00.001-08:00

Information flows to the highest bidder.

2010-01-08T21:17:00.001-08:00

"Information wants to be paid for"?

Privacy leaks are irreversible.

2010-01-08T21:17:00.000-08:00

So they accumulate.

You can't put the genie back into the bottle, or the air back into a popped balloon.

How many billion dollars should we spend to avenge 40,000 annual auto fatalities?

2010-01-05T14:17:00.000-08:00

Make the skies safer: fly naked.

2010-01-05T14:05:00.000-08:00

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

2010-01-04T14:32:00.000-08:00

Albert Camus, courtesy of the Darwin Awards.

Real campaign finance reform: No political TV advertisements.

2009-12-31T04:45:00.000-08:00

Political TV advertisements.

Assume Nothing

2009-12-14T12:40:00.001-08:00

We live for the thrill of the rumpus, but not too wild.

2009-11-30T17:30:00.001-08:00

Dean Christopher Edley, Boalt Hall, University of California School of Law.

You take the highway, and I'll take the road, and I'll get to Boston before you.

2009-11-30T17:21:00.000-08:00

Ask your doctor how he likes health insurance companies.

2009-09-15T19:07:00.000-07:00

Keep the government away from VA, Social Security, and Medicare!

2009-09-11T14:36:00.000-07:00

We wouldn't want the government to be associated with three of our most valuable, valued, and trusted institutions, now, would we?

Name one good thing that Republicans aren't against.

2009-09-09T18:46:00.000-07:00

Unity comes in wanting to know more.

2009-08-25T21:10:00.000-07:00

Tom Silvestri, Richmond (Virginia) Times-Dispatch.

Submitted by Don Hall.

Why innovate when you can litigate?

2009-07-28T19:31:00.001-07:00

I'm not a crack-pot; I'm psycho-ceramic.

2009-07-27T15:18:00.000-07:00

One dinosaur's Jacuzzi is another dinosaur's Tarpit.

2009-07-27T15:10:00.000-07:00

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

2009-07-23T23:53:00.000-07:00

The UFOs lost interest in us when we stopped at the Moon.

2009-07-23T23:41:00.001-07:00

Don't drink and drive: You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

2009-07-16T10:29:00.001-07:00

Food Wants to be Free

2009-07-16T10:27:00.001-07:00

I am now praying to Gods of all religions and denominations.

2009-05-20T10:52:00.000-07:00

Raj Rajagopalan.

If you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

2009-05-07T23:36:00.000-07:00

I've done it ... when it was very cold!

SAY6BON

2009-05-07T23:33:00.000-07:00

California license plate. If you say it right, it sounds like a French song title.

W. K. Kellogg was the original Cereal Entrepreneur

2009-05-02T23:47:00.000-07:00

His history.

*2x4x96

2009-04-26T19:10:00.000-07:00

California licence plate (first character was actually a five-pointed star).

Here's a hint for decoding.