Sunday, March 18, 2012

Onward Muslim soldiers, marching as to war,
With the sword of Allah, going on before.

Presumably sung to the tune of "Lloyd George knew my father, Father knew Lloyd George."

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Be proud of OBAMACARE:
One of America's finest achievements.

See, for example Paul Krugman's column.

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Monday, March 05, 2012

The Most Dangerous Sewer in America?
RUSH LIMBAUGH'S MOUTH!

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Saturday, March 03, 2012

Most public homophobes
are Closeted Homosexuals

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Friday, February 17, 2012

Of course I don't pay much tax:
Most of my income is unearned.

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"Sell that thou hast, and give to the poor"

Jesus's words, Matthew 19:21. Also "sell all that thou hast, and distribute unto the poor." Luke 18:22. Of course this is only binding on Bible-believing Christians. Note how cleverly Jesus slipped in the exemption for Presidential Candidates, Popes, and Ccardinals.

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"Just repeat a Big Lie often enough..."
Hasn't that been tried unsuccessfully before?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lie

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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Pity those who don't understand
the difference between deficits
created by losses and by investments.

Iraq was a loss.
Building needed infrastructure is investment.

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Bishops should be active in chess, not politics.

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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Don't tax the rich.
Tax the poor.
There's more of them.

--Paraphrased from Eric Wright, Canadian mystery writer

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If God had wanted the poor to have health care,
He would have given them money and educations.

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Jesus says: Repeal the estate tax.

--Paraphrase of Gail Collins

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Friday, February 10, 2012

Pederasty doesn't threaten America;
Contraception threatens America!

Support religious freedom. Paid for by PPBRF.

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Sunday, February 05, 2012

America: Land of Opportunity
--for your Grandparents, not your Grandkids.

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Thursday, February 02, 2012

I support Family Values
--for other people, of course.

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Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Mitt Romney pays Uncle Sam 15%.
What's your income tax rate?

Oh, I see: Your problem is that most or your income is earned.

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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Believe what Newt says about Romney.
Believe what Mitt sats about Gingrich.

Neither one of them ever told a lie--that he didn't think would help himself.

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Monday, January 23, 2012

Newt for President in 1912

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Revive Hunger in America:
Eliminate Food Stamps.

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Respect Family Values:
Marry early and often.

Serial polygamy is almost as good as open marriages.

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Some fools are very hard to underestimate.

--Vernor Vinge, A Deepness in the Sky

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Support the Fact-Challenged

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Monday, December 26, 2011

If You Don't Like Government,
Move to Somalia!

And please take your assault rifle with you.

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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Privacy is for Pedophiles

From testimony by former News of the World reporter and phone hacker Paul McMullan, via George Russos.

He also testified that "In 21 years of invading people's privacy I've never actually come across anyone who's been doing any good. Privacy is the space bad people need to do bad things in. Privacy is evil; it brings out the worst qualities in people."

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

It's time to Privatise
the University of California.

An invaluable educational resource that is slowly being destroyed because California would rather build prisons ("Three Strikes") than fund education. There's a fortune to be made in a Leveraged Buy Out. China would be glad to loan the money...

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