Ask your doctor how he likes health insurance companies.

Keep the government away from VA, Social Security, and Medicare!

We wouldn't want the government to be associated with three of our most valuable, valued, and trusted institutions, now, would we?

Name one good thing that Republicans aren't against.

Unity comes in wanting to know more.

Tom Silvestri, Richmond (Virginia) Times-Dispatch.

Submitted by Don Hall.

Why innovate when you can litigate?

I'm not a crack-pot; I'm psycho-ceramic.

One dinosaur's Jacuzzi is another dinosaur's Tarpit.

Butler W. Lampson, August 10, 1979.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

The UFOs lost interest in us when we stopped at the Moon.

Don't drink and drive: You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Food Wants to be Free

I am now praying to Gods of all religions and denominations.

Raj Rajagopalan.

If you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

I've done it ... when it was very cold!

SAY6BON

California license plate. If you say it right, it sounds like a French song title.

W. K. Kellogg was the original Cereal Entrepreneur

His history.

*2x4x96

California licence plate (first character was actually a five-pointed star).

Here's a hint for decoding.

This vehicle powered by hot air

Bi-partisan disorder: Democrats are maniacs; Republicans are depressing.

BEWARE of DOG: Maltese Wolfhound

Who will take care of the Universe after I'm gone?

Graffiti in a Palo Alto rest room.

I think, therefore I can't.

I AM NOT a failed attempt at you.

Rick Wagoner saw the light. Go thou and do likewise.

Shut up and play the cards you were dealt.

I think I'm cognitive.

R Jennings Knight III.