Onward Muslim soldiers, marching as to war, With the sword of Allah, going on before.

Presumably sung to the tune of "Lloyd George knew my father, Father knew Lloyd George."

Be proud of OBAMACARE: One of America's finest achievements.

See, for example Paul Krugman's column.

The Most Dangerous Sewer in America? RUSH LIMBAUGH'S MOUTH!

Most public homophobes are Closeted Homosexuals

Of course I don't pay much tax: Most of my income is unearned.

"Sell that thou hast, and give to the poor"

Jesus's words, Matthew 19:21. Also "sell all that thou hast, and distribute unto the poor." Luke 18:22. Of course this is only binding on Bible-believing Christians. Note how cleverly Jesus slipped in the exemption for Presidential Candidates, Popes, and Ccardinals.

"Just repeat a Big Lie often enough..." Hasn't that been tried unsuccessfully before?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lie

Pity those who don't understand the difference between deficits created by losses and by investments.

Iraq was a loss.
Building needed infrastructure is investment.

Bishops should be active in chess, not politics.

Don't tax the rich. Tax the poor. There's more of them.

--Paraphrased from Eric Wright, Canadian mystery writer

If God had wanted the poor to have health care, He would have given them money and educations.

Jesus says: Repeal the estate tax.

--Paraphrase of Gail Collins

Pederasty doesn't threaten America; Contraception threatens America!

Support religious freedom. Paid for by PPBRF.

America: Land of Opportunity --for your Grandparents, not your Grandkids.

I support Family Values --for other people, of course.

Mitt Romney pays Uncle Sam 15%. What's your income tax rate?

Oh, I see: Your problem is that most or your income is earned.

Believe what Newt says about Romney. Believe what Mitt sats about Gingrich.

Neither one of them ever told a lie--that he didn't think would help himself.

Newt for President in 1912

Revive Hunger in America: Eliminate Food Stamps.

Respect Family Values: Marry early and often.

Serial polygamy is almost as good as open marriages.

Some fools are very hard to underestimate.

--Vernor Vinge, A Deepness in the Sky

Support the Fact-Challenged

If You Don't Like Government, Move to Somalia!

And please take your assault rifle with you.

Privacy is for Pedophiles

From testimony by former News of the World reporter and phone hacker Paul McMullan, via George Russos.

He also testified that "In 21 years of invading people's privacy I've never actually come across anyone who's been doing any good. Privacy is the space bad people need to do bad things in. Privacy is evil; it brings out the worst qualities in people."

It's time to Privatise the University of California.

An invaluable educational resource that is slowly being destroyed because California would rather build prisons ("Three Strikes") than fund education. There's a fortune to be made in a Leveraged Buy Out. China would be glad to loan the money...