Monday, May 19, 2008

Anyone can design
a security system that
he cannot break.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm,
you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Vince Lombardi via Andy Hanson, William Safire and Leonard Safir.

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I always walk the fine line
between madness and insanity.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

I'M BUSHED.

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Real men read
the instructions.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Don't try to drink Vernors
while lying on your back.

Sounds like a hard-earned Life Lesson.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

I understand trickle-down:
I have a healthy male dog.

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Why is saving your home
more important than
growing Exxon's profit?

After all, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel. $10.9 billion in 3 months really disappointed Wall Street.

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Information accumulates.
Knowledge distills.
Wisdom persists.

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Republicans for
VOLDEMORT

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Wag more.
Bark less.

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

If you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.

Erica Jong?

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Outlook: The vulnerability
that claims to be an email client.

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Everything changes,
except closed minds.

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Monday, May 05, 2008

Gasoline prices go up
under Republicans.

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Come the Rapture,
can I have your car?

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Universe doesn't
revolve around YOU.

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

A hungry mob is an angry mob.

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Monday, April 21, 2008

It's harder to lie with statistics
than it is to lie without them.

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Just think how stupid
the average person is.
Realize that half of them
are even stupider.

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If God is God, He is not good,
If God is good, He is not God.

An oft-quoted passage from Archibald MacLeish's verse play, JB, which is based on the Biblical book of Job.

The context is
I heard upon his dry dung heap,
That man cry out, who cannot sleep:
"If God is God, He is not good,
If God is good, He is not God;
Take the even, take the odd,
I would not sleep here if I could
Except for the little green leaves in the wood
And the wind on the water."

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SOV Drivers, not SUV Drivers,
are the Real SOB's.

Jim Morris says: Two people in an SUV use the same amount of gas as a Single Occupancy Vehicle (SOV). Let's increase the occupancy rate to reduce congestion, pollution, and loneliness.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Blessed are those who expect little.
They are seldom disappointed.

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We're an empire.
Get over it.

Jim Morris, who adds:
I recently heard a talk that the the US was actively planning a war with Japan from 1897 to 1945, prompted by a book, The Influence of Sea Power Upon History, 1660-1783 by Alfred Thayer Mahan (Dodo Press) that everyone (US, Japan, Germany, Britain) read and followed as a blueprint.

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Learn to fake sincerity
and you'll have it made.

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