Anyone can design a security system that he cannot break.

Bruce Schneier.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm,you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Vince Lombardi via Andy Hanson, William Safire and Leonard Safir.

I always walk the fine line between madness and insanity.

I'M BUSHED.

Real men read the instructions.

Don't try to drink Vernors while lying on your back.

Sounds like a hard-earned Life Lesson.

I understand trickle-down: I have a healthy male dog.

Why is saving your home more important than growing Exxon's profit?

After all, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel. $10.9 billion in 3 months really disappointed Wall Street.

Information accumulates. Knowledge distills. Wisdom persists.

Republicans for VOLDEMORT

Wag more. Bark less.

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Erica Jong?

Outlook: The vulnerability that claims to be an email client.

Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols.

Everything changes, except closed minds.

Gasoline prices go up under Republicans.

Come the Rapture, can I have your car?

The Universe doesn't revolve around YOU.

A hungry mob is an angry mob.

Bob Marley.

It's harder to lie with statistics than it is to lie without them.

Just think how stupid the average person is. Realize that half of them are even stupider.

George Carlin.

If God is God, He is not good, If God is good, He is not God.

An oft-quoted passage from Archibald MacLeish's verse play, JB, which is based on the Biblical book of Job.

The context is

I heard upon his dry dung heap,
That man cry out, who cannot sleep:
"If God is God, He is not good,
If God is good, He is not God;
Take the even, take the odd,
I would not sleep here if I could
Except for the little green leaves in the wood
And the wind on the water."

SOV Drivers, not SUV Drivers, are the Real SOB's.

Jim Morris says: Two people in an SUV use the same amount of gas as a Single Occupancy Vehicle (SOV). Let's increase the occupancy rate to reduce congestion, pollution, and loneliness.

Blessed are those who expect little. They are seldom disappointed.

Tony Hillerman's Mom.

We're an empire. Get over it.

Jim Morris, who adds:

I recently heard a talk that the the US was actively planning a war with Japan from 1897 to 1945, prompted by a book, The Influence of Sea Power Upon History, 1660-1783 by Alfred Thayer Mahan (Dodo Press) that everyone (US, Japan, Germany, Britain) read and followed as a blueprint.

Learn to fake sincerity and you'll have it made.