Virtual Bumper Stickers: April 2006

Sunday, April 30, 2006

I can afford to squander
the resources of the Earth!

Take time to slow down
and read the stickers.

Anyone else
who can be blamed
should be blamed.

According to Putt's Law, a popular corollary to Murphy's Law. Too popular in the Bush Administration.

It's not the War. It's not the Lies.
It's Competence, stupid!

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Saying Humans were Designed
insults God's Intelligence.

And maybe His sanity?

Friday, April 28, 2006

The other 42 Presidents
were all more competent.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Heaven for climate
Hell for company

Mark Twain

Monday, April 24, 2006

Due to lack of interest,
tomorrow has been canceled.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Actions have Consequences

Saturday, April 15, 2006

You can't learn from experience
until you admit your mistakes.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Venus: Poster child
for global warming.

"Rainclouds of sulphuric acid, crushing pressures, ferocious winds and temperatures approaching 500C."

Why do oil-rich countries
have the worst governments?

End freeway gridlock:
Use up all the oil.

"You're doing a heck of a job, Rummy."

Thursday, April 13, 2006

People who write Limericks
should be Drawn and Quoted.

Monday, April 10, 2006

I can't define pornography,
but I know what I like!

Guns trump ciphers.

Why shouldn't I make
200 times as much as you do?

I have to sit in a corner office on the top floor and work despite the view...

Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Passion of the Christ:
Voted best gay snuff flick.

Nominated for 3 Oscars.

Why don't chocolate
Easter Bunnies have ears?

... when the children get them.

Greed-driven governments
eventually self-destruct.

Baghdad: Beacon of
American Democracy.

Did you get your
tax kickback, too?

Too bad about the other 98%. :-)

Friday, April 07, 2006

One may Lie and Lie
and still be President.

W's not where the buck stops,
W's where the leaks start.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

IMPEACH THE SON OF A BUSH!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Don't burn your straw herrings
in mid-stream until you come to them.

Peter Neumann.

To a blind man with a hammer
everything looks like an elephant.

Monday, April 03, 2006

If I were Cheney's daughter,
I'd be a lesbian, too.

Contributed by Betsy Alberty.