REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Spotted on a DC taxi last night.

Of all the things I've lost,I miss my mind the most.

The asteroid to kill this dinosaur is still in orbit.

He who dies with the most toys, dies.

On the other hand,you have different fingers

I respect all religions,except the heathen ones.

And perhaps Judaism, Christianity, and Islam?

The Earth was created last week.God just made it look older.

UNIX users do it with pipes.

PEACE IS PATRIOTIC

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

He who laughs, lasts.

Stop outsourcing tortureto Syria and Egypt!

American jobs are being lost to the practice of "extraordinary rendition."
See also Bob Herbert's article.

Contrast with
Torture:
Do it professionally, or don't do it at all.
or
Amateur torturers usually bungle the job.

REUNITE GONDWANA!

Here's a description of its pre-breakup territory.

Torture at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo:The buck stops where?

Commanders-in-Chief worthy of the name (e.g., Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy) take responsibility for what happens "on their watch."

Neither success nor failureis ever permanent.

Thanks to Bob Taylor, the legendary research manager at ARPA, PARC, and DEC/SRC.

Bob's most common exhortation was
"It is insufficiently considered that men require more often to be reminded than informed."--Samuel Johnson
which is a bit long for a bumper sticker, but a good explanation for the effectiveness of some of the best bumper stickers.

Most homophobesare closeted gays

If the demo works,it's probably been faked.

Via Ben King.

I'm Anti-Rearchitecturalizationing,AND I VOTE!

Are you part of a karass or a granfalloon?

Explained in Cat's Cradle.

Also:
There's no damn cat, and no damn cradle!

The other George W.couldn't tell a lie

Whom Would Jesus Bomb?

If God had meant Texans to ski,he would have given them mountains.

Seen on a New Mexico licensed car.
A rejoinder was seen on a Texas licensed car:

If God had meant New Mexicans to ski,
he would have given them money.

Contributed by Jim Dehnert.

If design implies Intelligence,Who designed the Designer?

Is it "turtles all the way down"?

TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS

How much debt are we leaving to your children?

Skydiving: Good to the last drop!

MASTER PROCRASTINAT

Remember when Republicans wanted to limit the national debt?

An idle bumper is the Devil's billboard.

There are 10 kinds of people:Those who understand binary,and those who don't

Practice Safe CybersexUse a Condom on your Modem

Spread Irrational Exuberance:Privatize Social Security

The speech that popularized the phrase "irrational exuberance"

Compare with:
1929: The year that made Social Security necessary

("Scarcely a man is now alive, who remembers that fateful year.")

I'd Rather BeDriving a Pierce Arrow

Or:
Driving a Golf Ball, Driving a Hard Bargain, Driving People Nuts, Driving a Lot Better
Or:
Coping, Emmigrating, Filking, Merging, Passing, Scoring, Working
Or:
Cunning, Herring, King, Kipling, Sting, Viking
Or:
Employed, Famous, Home, Legal, Rich, Sane, Sober, Solvent

If God approved of nudism,we'd all be born naked.

Vow to make each day better than the next!

(A drug-free recipe for depression.)

Ideas are like Antiques: The best ones are old.

Or:
Just being old doesn't make them good.
Some people collect them but don't use them.
Handle them with care.
Beware of counterfeits.

When steganography is outlawed, you won't notice anything different.

Steganography explained.

Don't gamble with your Social Security. Gamble with your children's.

Schroedinger's Cat Lives! (Probably.)