Take the bull by the ballsand run with him.

Thanks to DNRC.

Dr. Pangloss, Dr. Strangelove, W.:Don't trust their optimism.

Pangloss: "All is for the best in this, the best of all possible worlds."

Strangelove: "It is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy the fear to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the doomsday machine is terrifying. It's simple to understand. And completely credible, and convincing."

George W. Bush: "We are freeing the Iraqis and winning the war on terror."

Light travels faster than sound Which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Hard work pays off in the future Laziness pays off now

Democracy was kind ofnice--while it lasted.

The Book of Revelationis not a policy manual.

If I wanted reality,I wouldn't live in L.A.

Also from Therapy.

How am I driving?Call 1-800-SCRU YOU

Described in Jonathan Kellerman's Therapy as "a sticker protected by a plastic coating" on "a shiny black Ford pickup with a freshly chromed bumper."

A Smith and Wessonbeats Four Aces.

I owe, I owe,So off to work I go.

Stop outsourcingbumper stickers!

The literal text of the search that led a recent visitor to this site.

Keep your religionout of my government.

If God didn't want us to eat people,why did he make them out of meat?

A variation on a submission from Zadok W. Brown III:

If animals weren't meant to be eaten,
why are they made out of meat?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines

Please, God,Just one more bubble.

Après moi, le Deluge.No kids to worry about!

I look better naked.

Contributed by Bill Healey.

Dismantle America'sGuantánamo Gulag