Pastafarians say:Teach our theory ofIntelligent Design, too.

Also known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

Who can doubt that it took great intelligence to design a civilization as screwed up as ours is? It couldn't have happened by accident!

Remember New Orleans!Invade Iran now!

Don't you think "Katrina" has kind of an Arabic sound to it?

We're all stuck withthe government that the majority deserves.

Coincidence provesnothing but itself.

--Ian Sansom

My dog is smarterthan your President.

Darwin was Gay

Contributed by John Todd.

Cashtration (n.):The act of buying a house.

If WAR is the answer,you asked the wrong question.

Privacy is a valuable illusion.

Please don't shatter it!

Declare Victoryand Get Out.

"Mission Accomplished" was declared on May 2, 2003...