Thursday, June 30, 2005

Take the bull by the balls
and run with him.

Thanks to DNRC.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Dr. Pangloss, Dr. Strangelove, W.:
Don't trust their optimism.

Pangloss: "All is for the best in this, the best of all possible worlds."

Strangelove: "It is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy the fear to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the doomsday machine is terrifying. It's simple to understand. And completely credible, and convincing."

George W. Bush: "We are freeing the Iraqis and winning the war on terror."

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Light travels faster than sound
Which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Hard work pays off in the future
Laziness pays off now

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Monday, June 27, 2005

Democracy was kind of
nice--while it lasted.

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The Book of Revelation
is not a policy manual.

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

If I wanted reality,
I wouldn't live in L.A.

Also from Therapy.

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How am I driving?
Call 1-800-SCRU YOU

Described in Jonathan Kellerman's Therapy as "a sticker protected by a plastic coating" on "a shiny black Ford pickup with a freshly chromed bumper."

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Friday, June 24, 2005

A Smith and Wesson
beats Four Aces.

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I owe, I owe,
So off to work I go.

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Monday, June 20, 2005

Stop outsourcing
bumper stickers!

The literal text of the search that led a recent visitor to this site.

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Thursday, June 16, 2005

Keep your religion
out of my government.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005

If God didn't want us to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?

A variation on a submission from Zadok W. Brown III:

If animals weren't meant to be eaten,
why are they made out of meat?

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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

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Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines

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Monday, June 06, 2005

Please, God,
Just one more bubble.

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Sunday, June 05, 2005

Après moi, le Deluge.
No kids to worry about!

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Saturday, June 04, 2005

I look better naked.

Contributed by Bill Healey.

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Dismantle America's
Guantánamo Gulag

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