Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Pastafarians say:
Teach our theory of
Intelligent Design, too.

Also known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

Who can doubt that it took great intelligence to design a civilization as screwed up as ours is? It couldn't have happened by accident!

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Remember New Orleans!
Invade Iran now!

Don't you think "Katrina" has kind of an Arabic sound to it?

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Sunday, August 28, 2005

We're all stuck with
the government that
the majority deserves.

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Monday, August 22, 2005

Coincidence proves
nothing but itself.

--Ian Sansom

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

My dog is smarter
than your President.

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Darwin was Gay

Contributed by John Todd.

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Sunday, August 14, 2005

Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying a house.

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Sunday, August 07, 2005

If WAR is the answer,
you asked the wrong question.

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Privacy is a valuable illusion.

Please don't shatter it!

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Monday, August 01, 2005

Declare Victory
and Get Out.

"Mission Accomplished" was declared on May 2, 2003...

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