Global warming hasraised the relative stupidityin Washington, DC.

If it's too simple, it probably won't work.If it's too complex, it definitely won't work.

Card Carrying Memberof the Capitalistic Society

Presumably Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express, ...

PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS

That was the entire content of the sticker...

Cheney sticks to his guns.

Driving a gas-guzzleris P A T R I O T I C!

Spotted on a large Mercedes...

His shooting is almostas dangerous as his politics.

(But it's much easier to stay out of range.)

Verbing weirds language.

The man who ownsa Pierce Arrowenvys no one.

Support Jihad:Buy more oil.

Spread democracy:Overthrow Hamas.

Just because they won the election doesn't mean we should tolerate them...

Ex-husbandin trunk.

Spotted near Stanford Shopping Center yesterday.

Greed is contagious.

Let's have the guys who rebuiltBAGHDAD do NEW ORLEANS.

Of course, they'll be welcomed by the locals, and we could use the same exit strategy...