But that assumes Wvalues intelligence!

Robert Scheer

Support your rightto keep your arms bare.

Insanity is hereditary.Parents get it from their children.

You cannot achievewhat you do not conceive.

They Lost My Vote.

The musical, words and music © 2006 by Ellen Bukstel and Nancy Wuerzburger.

See also this.

Please don’t makeyour small penismy big problem.

Kerry Hurley.

Calling Bush the Devillibels both of them.

A contraction of a submission by Betsy Alberty.

Boycott Diebold ATMs.

Here's why.

Gestapo opposesGeneva Conventions.

Gravity:It's not a good idea,it's just the law.

Found in the website log.

Buy our ringtones foryour burglar alarm.

http://www.burglaralarmringtones.com

The longer the war,the bigger the lies.

Where are we going andwhy are we in this handbasket?

Taylor_Tad

Reality is the curse of the sane.

If it was built for everythingit will be fit for nothing!

Alan Rector, who added:

If it is built for just one thing, it will not be fit even for that.

All statements are trueif you redefine their terms.

Thomas Sowell.

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"There's glory for you!"

"I don't know what you mean by 'glory'," Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'"

"But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument'," Alice objected.

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less."

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master -- that's all."

--Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass

How's my driving?Call 1-800-GO#-SAND

Mark Courtright

There are moreways to get it wrongthan to get it right.

Butler Lampson

Guessing is alwaysmore fun than knowing.

W.H. Auden

Thank you for driving withyour ego in the right lane.

Kerry Hurley

Blessed be the censors,for they shall inhibit the earth.

I have not yet begunto procrastinate.

Gathering Clouds.

Quit the rat race.Join the human race.

Time wounds all heels.

Jane Ace

I worship the quicksandhe walks in.

William Cullen Bryant

All victories breed hate.

Baltisar Gracián

On my worst day,I'm the best in the world.

Life is a spare-time activity.

Thomas Fingar.