Put the Hallowback in Halloween.

Waterboard Cheneyto locate those WMD.

WAR IS SHELL,Exxon, Mobil, Halliburton, ...

Marriage 2K: One Man,One Woman, Two Lawyers.

Submitted by Don Hall.

Be grateful for the things youdon't have that you don't want.

Matt Binkley

Candor is fatal in politics.

MONOTHEISM hasa lot to answer for.

I never thoughtI'd miss Nixon!

ARBORISTS ARETREEMENDOUS

Or, Tree Menders?

Re-elect Karl Rove --2004, 2008, 2012, ...

Don Hall

I miss Bill.

You are your ownfortune cookie.

Naturam expellas furcatamen usque recurret.

"You may drive out nature with a pitchfork, but she will always find a way back."
--Horace, Epistles 1.10.24
By way of Michael Jackson's article in IEEE Computer.

Remember the Axis of Evil?Bush has done such a job!

Iraq, Iran, North Korea.

I'm rich.What's your excuse?

Commit random actsof kindness andcreate senseless beauty.

Life is too short for traffic.

Don Bellack

Problems that can't be solvedshould generally be evaded.

Remember Aceville, Ohio!

War is God'sway of teachingAmericans geography.

Ambrose Bierce

Hindsight is an exact science.

Guy Bellamy

If you're reading this,the world didn't end last Tuesday.

Headline

Promise him anything,but give him a page.

A takeoff on Arpege.

Destroy all thoseWeapons of Math Instruction.

See story.

Do the right thing.We won't tell anyone.

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