Sunday, April 30, 2006

I can afford to squander
the resources of the Earth!

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Take time to slow down
and read the stickers.

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Anyone else
who can be blamed
should be blamed.

According to Putt's Law, a popular corollary to Murphy's Law. Too popular in the Bush Administration.

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It's not the War. It's not the Lies.
It's Competence, stupid!

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Saying Humans were Designed
insults God's Intelligence.

And maybe His sanity?

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Friday, April 28, 2006

The other 42 Presidents
were all more competent.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Heaven for climate
Hell for company

Mark Twain

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Due to lack of interest,
tomorrow has been canceled.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

Actions have Consequences

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

You can't learn from experience
until you admit your mistakes.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Venus: Poster child
for global warming.

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Why do oil-rich countries
have the worst governments?

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End freeway gridlock:
Use up all the oil.

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"You're doing a heck of a job, Rummy."

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

People who write Limericks
should be Drawn and Quoted.

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Monday, April 10, 2006

I can't define pornography,
but I know what I like!

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Guns trump ciphers.

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Why shouldn't I make
200 times as much as you do?

I have to sit in a corner office on the top floor and work despite the view...

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Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Passion of the Christ:
Voted best gay snuff flick.

Nominated for 3 Oscars.

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Why don't chocolate
Easter Bunnies have ears?

... when the children get them.

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Greed-driven governments
eventually self-destruct.

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Baghdad: Beacon of
American Democracy.

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Did you get your
tax kickback, too?

Too bad about the other 98%. :-)

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Friday, April 07, 2006

One may Lie and Lie
and still be President.

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W's not where the buck stops,
W's where the leaks start.

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

IMPEACH THE SON OF A BUSH!

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Don't burn your straw herrings
in mid-stream until you come to them.

Peter Neumann.

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To a blind man with a hammer
everything looks like an elephant.

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Monday, April 03, 2006

If  I  were Cheney's daughter,
I'd be a lesbian, too.

Contributed by Betsy Alberty.

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