Thursday, September 28, 2006

But that assumes W
values intelligence!

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Support your right
to keep your arms bare.

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Insanity is hereditary.
Parents get it from their children.

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Monday, September 25, 2006

You cannot achieve
what you do not conceive.

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They Lost My Vote.

The musical, words and music © 2006 by Ellen Bukstel and Nancy Wuerzburger.

See also this.

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Please don’t make
your small penis
my big problem.

Kerry Hurley.

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Calling Bush the Devil
libels both of them.

A contraction of a submission by Betsy Alberty.

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Boycott Diebold ATMs.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Gestapo opposes
Geneva Conventions.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Gravity:
It's not a good idea,
it's just the law.

Found in the website log.

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Buy our ringtones for
your burglar alarm.

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Monday, September 18, 2006

The longer the war,
the bigger the lies.

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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Where are we going and
why are we in this handbasket?

Taylor_Tad

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Friday, September 15, 2006

Reality is the curse of the sane.

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If it was built for everything
it will be fit for nothing!

Alan Rector, who added:
If it is built for just one thing, it will not be fit even for that.

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

All statements are true
if you redefine their terms.

Thomas Sowell.

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"There's glory for you!"

"I don't know what you mean by 'glory'," Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'"

"But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument'," Alice objected.

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less."

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master -- that's all."

--Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

How's my driving?
Call 1-800-GO#-SAND

Mark Courtright

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There are more
ways to get it wrong
than to get it right.

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Guessing is always
more fun than knowing.

W.H. Auden

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Thank you for driving with
your ego in the right lane.

Kerry Hurley

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Sunday, September 10, 2006

Blessed be the censors,
for they shall inhibit the earth.

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I have not yet begun
to procrastinate.

Gathering Clouds.

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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Quit the rat race.
Join the human race.

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Sunday, September 03, 2006

Time wounds all heels.

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I worship the quicksand
he walks in.

William Cullen Bryant

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All victories breed hate.

Baltisar Gracián

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Friday, September 01, 2006

On my worst day,
I'm the best in the world.

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Life is a spare-time activity.

Thomas Fingar.

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