Monday, November 27, 2006

Think globally.
Act randomly.

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Life and sin are both terminal
sexually transmitted diseases.

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

I wish I didn't know now
what I didn't know then.

Bob Seger.

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Religion is for people
who find fault with reality.

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I always lie to pollsters.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

If it fits on a bumper,
it's over-simplified.

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My karma ran over my dogma.

"alex"

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If there were a God,
would He love life?

"rootnode"

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

God never laughs.
Not in the whole Bible.

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TANSTAAFL: There ain't
no such thing as a free lunch.

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Saturday, November 18, 2006

I'd rather be waterboarding!

Also from R. H. Reddy

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What Would Stalin Do?

Submitted by R. H. Reddy

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

O4 JFK

California license plate, mid-60s.

Maybe appropriate again?

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   I   KANT

California license plate.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006

INDECISION  is
the key to flexibility.

Donald Westlake, writing as Samuel Holt.

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Russia needs global warning,
but America really doesn't.

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Friday, November 10, 2006

Stupidity is a capital offense.

Robert A. Heinlein.

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Any Maker of this world
has much to repent.

Clarence Darrow.

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Don't let Bush quit until
he gets us out of Iraq.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Protect our children
from Wikipedophiles.

Thanks to Wikipedia.

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Sunday, November 05, 2006

Democracy ensures that everyone
gets what the majority deserves.

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Saturday, November 04, 2006

Most people choose blinders.
Bush chooses a blindfold.

Thanks to Betsy Alberty.

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Don't soak the rich,
soak the poor.
There's more of them.

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First you dream,
then you die.

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When you hear hoofbeats,
think horses, not zebras.

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

If guns were outlawed,
then only outlaws would
accidentally shoot their childen.

Contributed by David S. Wise.

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