America surrendered in Viet Nam and then got over it.

ArcTIC, TIC, TIC, ...

Also suggested by Raj Ramachandran.

I suppose we should also give equal time to
AntarcTIC, TIC, TIC, ...

I don't have to think. I don't need the facts. I'm The Decider.

Don't say Offshoring. Speak of Programmers without Borders.

Real Estate is HOT. Bad news at the Poles.

Thanks to Raj Ramachandran and Clickture, which offers a multitude of real bumper stickers on global warming.

He's not in de Nile, he's in de Potomac.

Sprichst vous español?

Afghanistan is the new Iraq.

Debra J. Saunders.

More shovels, please! We're in a deep hole.

Fermez Le Bush

Of course I need an assault rifle. Why do you ask?

Encrypt twice with ROT-13 to double your security.

Adapted from Nicholas C. Weaver.

CRUSADE = JIHAD We must stop them.

Quote "Einstein," because no one will contradict you.

Studs Terkel, via Prof. Dr. Debora Weber-Wulff.

Gaia is running a fever. We are the pathogen.

If you can't stand the heat, stay off the Internet.

Judge Roy Bean.

SAVE DVDJO!

Presumably referring to David Josephssen, rather than DVD-Jon.