Rotten to the Coulter.

Tera is the new Giga.

2008 will be too late!

And the world can't wait...

Put the Hammer in the Slammer.

"LawyerBates," probably referring to Rep. DeLay.

Me, a lame duck? No, I always hopped around.

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.

This is a saying that I really like, and it's widely attributed to me on the Web. But it's far from original with me, so I took some trouble to track its source.

The earliest credible source I can find is the great Sufi sage/fool Mulla Nasrudin, born circa 1208 (books).

A good pun is its own reword.

From vegard's list of one-liners.

Never waste a lie when the truth will do.

Attributed to Jack Clancy on vegard's list of one-liners.

I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

Often attributed to Tom Clancy.

PRAYER IS AN INSULT TO GOD.

Seetharaman Kalyan, India.