My mortgage is also too big to fail.

Without a plan, nothing can go wrong.

Anonymous submission.

Variant:
"Without a specification, a program can't have bugs."

Brother, can you spare a billion?

Inflation hits Brother can you spare a dime?

Ask not for whom the pink slips: The slip's for thee.

Send not to know for whom the bell tolls.
It tolls for thee.
--John Donne

Money is life's report card.

New Yorker cartoon caption.

My other home is a shopping cart.

Pay no attention to that hedge fund behind the curtain.

I'd rather be EMPLOYED.

My other loan is underwater, too.

Bargain-basement governments aren't bargains in the long run.

TANSTAAFL.

Why save the company, if it won't save the jobs?

Slash executive pay, not jobs.

Global Warming is God's way of sending us all to Hell.

My other car is American.

Republicans can't tell investment from spending.

At least when the government is involved.

Is Computer Science?

Peter Fellgett.

Brains for sale. Hardly used. Slightly worse for wear.

Darwin Awards.

Right, Wright: The right of the wright to write the right rite on the right should be left alone.