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Goring of Sacred Cows, Petard Hoisting).
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Sunday, May 30, 2010

So sorry, but Earth is still in Beta Test.
Customer support speaks only Angelish.

posted by Jim Horning at 11:04 PM

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Markets are equally good at preventing
financial and ecological disasters.

posted by Jim Horning at 11:00 PM

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Risk? What risk?
Drill, Baby, Drill!

What, Sarah worry?

posted by Jim Horning at 7:47 PM

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We're all descended from immigrants.
Most of them were illegal in their time.

And if not illegal, pre-legal and undocumented.

posted by Jim Horning at 7:44 PM

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I really miss George Bush jokes.

posted by Jim Horning at 7:42 PM

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If God hadn't wanted pollution,
He wouldn't have given us BP.

posted by Jim Horning at 7:19 PM

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YOU ONLY HAVE NOW

posted by Jim Horning at 7:18 PM

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Sunday, May 16, 2010

The Apache Nation
rejects all immigrants.
White Man, Go Home!

Arizona for the Arizonans?

posted by Jim Horning at 11:45 PM

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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

I'M NOT GOOD AT LIFE.

posted by Jim Horning at 11:54 AM

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