Keep the securityin Social Security

How many of the 10 Commandments do you obey?

Honestly now, how many can you even list without looking them up?

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897)

AWSCL8

License plate seen less than four blocks from the garage where HP's first product, a variable oscillator, was made.

Warning: This AdministrationMakes Wide Right Turns.

There is no such thing asJust in Time Research.

Attributed to Tony Hoare.

There is no noun that can't be verbed

Also from Al Perlis

Practice Safe Hex

From a public safety announcement at a Witches and Wizards school

Programming is the art of premature binding

I think I first heard this from Alan Perlis.

KATHGR8

License plate seen in Palo Alto.

Where is the "Unless"in "Thou Shalt Not Kill"?

XROCK *

License plate seen today in Palo Alto.

No good deedgoes unpunished.

Or the terser:

Virtue is its own punishment.

Earth: Love It or Leave It!

Vegetables: What Food Eats

In God We Trust -- all others pay cash

From long ago, triggered by a report that the Pennsylvania legislature is considering a bill, the "National Motto Display Act", requiring "In God We Trust" to appear in every public school classroom, auditorium and cafeteria in Pennsylvania.

What do Humanitarians eat?

Boycott shampoo!Demand real organic poo.

Don't sneer.It's paid for.

LOOF LIRPA