Friday, April 29, 2005

Keep the security
in Social Security

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

How many of the 10 Commandments do you obey?

Honestly now, how many can you even list without looking them up?

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Monday, April 25, 2005

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897)

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

AWSCL8

License plate seen less than four blocks from the garage where HP's first product, a variable oscillator, was made.

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Warning: This Administration
Makes Wide Right Turns.

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There is no such thing as
Just in Time Research.

Attributed to Tony Hoare.

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Friday, April 15, 2005

There is no noun that can't be verbed

Also from Al Perlis

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Practice Safe Hex

From a public safety announcement at a Witches and Wizards school

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Programming is the art of premature binding

I think I first heard this from Alan Perlis.

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

KATHGR8

License plate seen in Palo Alto.

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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Where is the "Unless"
in "Thou Shalt Not Kill"?

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Friday, April 08, 2005

XROCK *

License plate seen today in Palo Alto.

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No good deed
goes unpunished.

Or the terser:

Virtue is its own punishment.

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Thursday, April 07, 2005

Earth: Love It or Leave It!

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Vegetables: What Food Eats

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In God We Trust -- all others pay cash

From long ago, triggered by a report that the Pennsylvania legislature is considering a bill, the "National Motto Display Act", requiring "In God We Trust" to appear in every public school classroom, auditorium and cafeteria in Pennsylvania.

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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

What do Humanitarians eat?

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Monday, April 04, 2005

Boycott shampoo!
Demand real organic poo.

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Sunday, April 03, 2005

Don't sneer.
It's paid for.

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Friday, April 01, 2005

LOOF LIRPA

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