I may be slow,but I'm ahead of you.

Warning: Likely to increase road rage...

Get crime off our streetsand into our bedrooms.

Perfection is a process,not a state of being.

Every Life is Sacred:Keep the Dealth Penalty.

Human sacrifice, especially in the form of state-ordered ritual murder, is thought to placate certain savage gods.

Jared doesn't eat here

Sign in the window of a restaurant called "Weiner World"

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain

Attributed to Dolly Parton

The first thing we do,let's kill all the lawyers.

Dick the butcher.
in WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Henry VI, part II, act IV, scene ii, lines 83–84.

Don't tax the rich, tax the poor:There are more of them.

Always be sincere,whether you mean it or not.

Defend unborn taxpayers.

The cheaper the crook,the gaudier the patter.

Sam Spade in Dashiell Hammett's The Maltese Falcon, played by Humphrey Bogart in John Huston's film version.

We may forget the torture,but our enemies won't!

Natural laws have no pity.

Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love.

G R E E Disn't a four-letter word

I'm from Redmond,and I'm here to help.

If your computer isn't broken, you probably haven't upgraded anything recently

Really nice peopleare exceptional.

Dog is my co-pilot.

Seen today in Palo Alto.

The best way to predictthe future is to invent it.

By Alan Kay.

Save money with no-faultearthquake insurance.

Don't confuse the Urgentwith the Important

The Best GovernmentThat Money Can Buy

Computer Scientists Do It Recursively

Germans go all over the worldsearching for new sausage ingredients

Spotted in a remote part of Hawaii by one of my German cousins.

I can afford to squanderthe resources of the Earth.

Caption of a New Yorker cartoon.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Security? Nuclear plants don't need no steenkin' security!

See my other blog for the facts behind this sticker.

The words are based on a famous line in John Huston's great movie, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, based on the novel by B. Traven.

"Badges? We don't need no steenkin' badges!"

Spoken by a bandit leader claiming his group were Federales.

BE A LERT.We need more lerts.

What if there were nohypothetical situations?

Compare with the following neon sign spotted on an art museum in Munich:
Consider if it were otherwise.

Social Security:Choose Insurance, not Speculation.

Why Be Normal?

Contributed by Daryl Fuller, who notes:
"I saw this bumper sticker on a brightly colored van, and of course it was installed upside down."

Sadism is the Standard Deviation of the Mean

Contributed by Andy Behrens.

Death is Nature's way oftelling you to slow down.

Everyone is consignedto some religion's Hell

So choose your enemies wisely.