Thursday, March 31, 2005

I may be slow,
but I'm ahead of you.

Warning: Likely to increase road rage...

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Get crime off our streets
and into our bedrooms.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Perfection is a process,
not a state of being.

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

Every Life is Sacred:
Keep the Dealth Penalty.

Human sacrifice, especially in the form of state-ordered ritual murder, is thought to placate certain savage gods.

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Jared doesn't eat here

Sign in the window of a restaurant called "Weiner World"

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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain

Attributed to Dolly Parton

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Friday, March 25, 2005

The first thing we do,
let's kill all the lawyers.

Dick the butcher.
in WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Henry VI, part II, act IV, scene ii, lines 83–84.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Don't tax the rich, tax the poor:
There are more of them.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Always be sincere,
whether you mean it or not.

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Monday, March 21, 2005

Defend unborn taxpayers.

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Sunday, March 20, 2005

The cheaper the crook,
the gaudier the patter.

Sam Spade in Dashiell Hammett's The Maltese Falcon, played by Humphrey Bogart in John Huston's film version.

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We may forget the torture,
but our enemies won't!

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Friday, March 18, 2005

Natural laws have no pity.

Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love.

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Thursday, March 17, 2005

G R E E D
isn't a four-letter word

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I'm from Redmond,
and I'm here to help.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

If your computer isn't broken, you probably haven't upgraded anything recently

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Really nice people
are exceptional.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Dog is my co-pilot.

Seen today in Palo Alto.

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Monday, March 14, 2005

The best way to predict
the future is to invent it.

By Alan Kay.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005

Save money with no-fault
earthquake insurance.

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Don't confuse the Urgent
with the Important

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Thursday, March 10, 2005

The Best Government
That Money Can Buy

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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Computer Scientists Do It Recursively

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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Germans go all over the world
searching for new sausage ingredients

Spotted in a remote part of Hawaii by one of my German cousins.

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Monday, March 07, 2005

I can afford to squander
the resources of the Earth.

Caption of a New Yorker cartoon.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Saturday, March 05, 2005

Security? Nuclear plants don't need no steenkin' security!

See my other blog for the facts behind this sticker.

The words are based on a famous line in John Huston's great movie, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, based on the novel by B. Traven.

"Badges? We don't need no steenkin' badges!"

Spoken by a bandit leader claiming his group were Federales.

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Friday, March 04, 2005

BE  A LERT.
We need more lerts.

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What if there were no
hypothetical situations?

Compare with the following neon sign spotted on an art museum in Munich:
Consider if it were otherwise.

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Social Security:
Choose Insurance, not Speculation.

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Thursday, March 03, 2005

Why Be Normal?

Contributed by Daryl Fuller, who notes:
"I saw this bumper sticker on a brightly colored van, and of course it was installed upside down."

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Sadism is the Standard Deviation of the Mean

Contributed by Andy Behrens.

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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Death is Nature's way of
telling you to slow down.

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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Everyone is consigned
to some religion's Hell

So choose your enemies wisely.

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