Bush is listening.Use big words.

Thanks to Betsy Alberty.

Exploit the potential ofComplex-Time Computing.

First popularized by Jackson Granholm in DATAMATION magazine, February, 1973, which also published the famous linguistic contribution of the "COME FROM" statement in December of that same year.

The invention of the SCHROMP compiler some years ago at UCRA pointed the way. This compiler worked in number system to the base i. Thus SCHROMP, twice compiled, ran in number system to the base minus one, saving computer time with each execution. How sad that the tightwad budget allotted to SCHOMP development never permitted it actually to run...

While real time is essentially linear, and may be thought of as flowing on forever from some indefinite past to some unknown future, complex time is cyclic... Thus in a computer with a complex time clock any particular cycle is indistinguishable from any other cycle. All considerations of mundane things such as device speeds become irrelevant.

Today's oxymoron:HELP DESK.

Courtesy of The Inquirer

Neither success nor failureis ever permanent.

Robert W. (Bob) Taylor

All progress depends onthe unreasonable man.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
--George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists

Marketing: It's wherethe rubber meets the sky.

At least Varus diedwith the legions.

Doubtless a reference to Caesar Augustus's famous lament,
"Varus, Varus, give me back my legions!"

You have zero privacyanyway. Get over it.

Scott McNealy

Just one hurricane canspoil your whole day.

Living Well isthe Best Revenge.

George Herbert

He who laughs,LASTS.

Mary Pettibone Poole

I believe in Dragons, Good Men,and other fantastic creatures.

Submitted by Anuja Kimatrai.

Diebold is expendable.Your vote should not be.

Background.

There is alwaysa price for progress.

Call Mom on Mothers Day

The NSA needs to calibrate its system

First you have toGET THEIR ATTENTION!

Applies to politicians as well as mules.

Don't Get EvenGET ODD!

Never trust anyonewho is absolutely certain.

Caution: Lawyer on board.

If Youth Knew.If Age Could.

Question Authority

Just down the hall from the Answer Authority and the Port Authority?

You are what you eat:Cows are vegetables!