Friday, May 26, 2006

Bush is listening.
Use big words.

Thanks to Betsy Alberty.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Exploit the potential of
Complex-Time Computing.

First popularized by Jackson Granholm in DATAMATION magazine, February, 1973, which also published the famous linguistic contribution of the "COME FROM" statement in December of that same year.
The invention of the SCHROMP compiler some years ago at UCRA pointed the way. This compiler worked in number system to the base i. Thus SCHROMP, twice compiled, ran in number system to the base minus one, saving computer time with each execution. How sad that the tightwad budget allotted to SCHOMP development never permitted it actually to run...

While real time is essentially linear, and may be thought of as flowing on forever from some indefinite past to some unknown future, complex time is cyclic... Thus in a computer with a complex time clock any particular cycle is indistinguishable from any other cycle. All considerations of mundane things such as device speeds become irrelevant.

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Today's oxymoron:
HELP DESK.

Courtesy of The Inquirer

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Neither success nor failure
is ever permanent.

Robert W. (Bob) Taylor

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All progress depends on
the unreasonable man.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
--George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists

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Marketing: It's where
the rubber meets the sky.

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Monday, May 22, 2006

At least Varus died
with the legions.

Doubtless a reference to Caesar Augustus's famous lament,
"Varus, Varus, give me back my legions!"

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You have zero privacy
anyway.  Get over it.

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Just one hurricane can
spoil your whole day.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Living Well is
the Best Revenge.

George Herbert

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He who laughs,
LASTS.

Mary Pettibone Poole

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

I believe in Dragons, Good Men,
and other fantastic creatures.

Submitted by Anuja Kimatrai.

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Monday, May 15, 2006

Diebold is expendable.
Your vote should not be.

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Sunday, May 14, 2006

There is always
a price for progress.

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Call Mom on Mothers Day

The NSA needs to calibrate its system

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Saturday, May 13, 2006

First you have to
GET THEIR ATTENTION!

Applies to politicians as well as mules.

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Don't Get Even
GET ODD!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Never trust anyone
who is absolutely certain.

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Friday, May 05, 2006

Caution: Lawyer on board.

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If Youth Knew.
If Age Could.

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Monday, May 01, 2006

Question Authority

Just down the hall from the Answer Authority and the Port Authority?

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You are what you eat:
Cows are vegetables!

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